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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers." ...
Miki Dora
  06/26/14
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dirte
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Terence McKenna
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lawtistic
  06/26/14
Underrated
Surprisingly weak dap from a guy w brolic forearms
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cornhusker
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Miki Dora
  06/27/14
Please continue on with the story...
John William Coltrane
  06/27/14
I enjoyed this
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Go on...
Clay Cuckolds
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bloodacre
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hizzlaa
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(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)
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and when i started to squeeze the bar brother
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lol
Judas Jones
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Miki Dora
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Judas Jones
  11/22/14
bump for the ham and eggers on this board
Judas Jones
  11/23/14
ham and eggers should die
snoo-faced gguegglich
  12/23/14
They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profe...
Judas Jones
  12/23/14
no, they're not.
snoo-faced gguegglich
  12/23/14
We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers
Gen. Elba (Space Force Lib-Command)
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2nd year associate
nopayenogain
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guys
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Judas Jones
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toronto unit (retired)
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Judas Jones
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Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole b...
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7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, co...
don't run nigga i see you
  12/23/14
Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in hi...
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Metal Up Your Ass
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Gen. Elba (Space Force Lib-Command)
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a sensitive cholo's jail poetry
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self-destructive impulses
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great thread but for some reason i always read "glory b...
huey magoo
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Christine Ford cashing out predictit winnings
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Judas Jones
  05/29/15
love this thread
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Judas Jones
  08/24/15
was literally thinking about this yesterday
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I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courtho...
Big stuff. Deep State.
  08/24/15
I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.
twins
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Abbot Saxtus (retired)
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charlie brown
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Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since thi...
twins
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Big stuff. Deep State.
  02/01/18
What a great phrase.
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The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul capture...
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Miki Dora

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Baltimore Orioles (J. Timberlake)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828253)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: dirte



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988261)



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Terence McKenna (The sight of the phallus made me struggle with all my might)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825684)



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: lawtistic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825885)



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Surprisingly weak dap from a guy w brolic forearms

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825919)



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: cornhusker (Boogie Down)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825927)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Miki Dora



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827895)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: John William Coltrane

Please continue on with the story...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827898)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: .,,;;.,..,,,,,,,..,,,,.,..,;...,..;.,.;


I enjoyed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827908)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Clay Cuckolds

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828224)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: bloodacre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828247)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: hizzlaa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828258)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,,.,.,:,,:,.;.,:::,.,.,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828376)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: and when i started to squeeze the bar brother (http://youtu.be/sqLsqHctThU)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828401)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Judas Jones

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828686)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Miki Dora



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25983644)



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26775570)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Judas Jones

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: snoo-faced gguegglich

ham and eggers should die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988131)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Judas Jones

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: snoo-faced gguegglich

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Gen. Elba (Space Force Lib-Command) (MAKE WAKANDA GREAT AGAIN)

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297897)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: nopayenogain

2nd year associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988179)



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: guys



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777723)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26857853)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: toronto unit (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26963171)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988077)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: nopayenogain

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: ,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988121)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: don't run nigga i see you

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: nopayenogain

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#33701145)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Gen. Elba (Space Force Lib-Command) (MAKE WAKANDA GREAT AGAIN)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297900)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: a sensitive cholo's jail poetry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35298412)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: self-destructive impulses (uspo)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35298402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: huey magoo

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Christine Ford cashing out predictit winnings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#27147996)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#27989075)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: '''''''''''' '''' (IGWC)

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616770)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: '''''''''''' ''''

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Big stuff. Deep State.

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: twins

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Abbot Saxtus (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616894)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: charlie brown (* .)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#33701121)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: charlie brown (@realcharliebrown)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851052)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: twins

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Big stuff. Deep State.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297850)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: HojRakso

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: alzabo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297942)



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::, (big dog)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36564755)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: slimp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797455)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Miki Dora (old John L.)

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797525)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: John William Coltrane



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36806647)